My stalker friend

I had a funny (but also a bit angry with him) conversation with an old friend, a guy which I'd known for 9 years. How I happen to know this guy, was quite peculiar and funny too. I was not one of those popular girls, in fact, I was more to those wallflower type of girl. I laughed out loud during tuition classes and only mix with my girlfriends. I don't care about what the opposite sex thinks about me and I never dress up myself to look pretty for them but just comfortable for myself. Which is very different from now, where I always wanted to look good and never underdress, even for a brief yumcha session. I guess, that's when the age gap thing happens....you know, age revolution. I don't know if any of you guys had such age revolution, but those who know me for a long time knew that I used to be very boyish. Hehe.

And this guy was the first guy who noticed me. And even followed me home (stalker!!!). He even ask his friend to call me (which happens to be a gangster type of guy) and I was really shock and taken aback with this mysterious stalking game. I had to change all my tuition time and stop some classes. After that, I'd totally forgot all about him and thought he was out of my life for good.

But this jerk just won't get out from my life. When I first had my internet connection at my home PC, there was this craze over mIRC, remember those pointless chatroom where we chatted silly all day with total strangers and exchanged false identity. I remember myself posing as girl looking for one night stand, it was fun to actually know there's many stupid(and hopeless) guy out there believed me and actually set up a meeting place. LOLed. And one fine day, chatting with an anonymous guy, me as usual, not giving away my real name but using my actual age and my school name. And this guy started to ask me about ME. I mean, he was actually asking me whether I know someone called Kelly Koo!!! That's the wonder of mIRC, weird things were bound to happen anytime. I played along with him and after awhile, I found out that he was the stalker. And after a few chat session, we finally exchange our real identity. Oddly enough, my stalker became one of my chat pals.

And all those were 9 years ago. But something just wont change.....

We were talking about relationship:

The Stalker says:
me wan normal girl
Kii says:
u wan normal girl ar?
Kii says:
u very picky and choosy geh
The Stalker says:
no la, where got
The Stalker says:
i just a normal guy
Kii says:
there's so many normal girls out there
Kii says:
and u juz said u wan normal girls?
The Stalker says:
yala
Kii says:
somehow, there's always some problem with those normal girls geh
Kii says:
which make them not so normal
The Stalker says:
26 is not very old la
The Stalker says:
so u normal or not?
Kii says:
im normal lar
Kii says:
wat so abnormal about me?
Kii says:
but to u, maybe im not normal lar coz too dark mar
The Stalker says:
yah yah
The Stalker says:
totally hav to agree
The Stalker says:
at night can not see u

And then he went offline without bidding a polite goodbye. -_-

Despite 9 years of growth and rooms for maturity, however, jerks will always be jerks.